Stupid Girl

Okay for those of you who are not Pink fans, here are the lyrics that I referenced in my previous blog.

Stupid Girls Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Droping names)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees

Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)

The disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see

Disasters all around
World despaire
Their only concern
Will they f**k up my hair

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Men (aka little boys)

Okay, so I think I have finally figured this whole thing out. Men for the most part, and I am only speaking about the majority of the population, because there are a few out there who do not fit this profile, are insecure little boys and don’t think that women can do anything for themselves, especially if the man in question can’t complete the task at hand. This has all come about, because once again, my abilities to park my truck were questioned. Only this time the “man” had to stand there and watch me park my truck. When I noticed him watching me I stopped the truck and asked him if something was wrong. He just waived his hand at me and told me to continue parking because he wanted to see how I got my truck into that little space. (Side note: this is the same man who cannot parallel park his own truck, but instead backs the rear tires into the curb and leaves the front end hanging out, which according to him is because he “doesn’t have time to bother with parking it correctly.” RIGHT!) Anyway and then to save face, after I got out of the truck, he tired to criticize my parking job by telling me I was not far enough over. I pointed out that I, in fact, was well within the white line’s and that I did not park right up against the curb because I did not want the plants to scratch the paint, the birds in the tree’s to poop on my truck or the sprinklers to get my rims wet. After that he pretty much just walked away. From the brief conversation we had, it has come to my attention that my ability to park my truck every night is somewhat of a common topic amongst the men in my complex. Drew even pointed it out by saying that I have to be the most popular person, in the complex, to talk about.So after consulting with several different men and women, it has become clear that most men believe women are all helpless. Okay, I can see how this can sometimes work to my advantage, however my pride does seem to get in the way some and this is not the case with my husband, for the most part, because he hate’s it when I play the helpless little girl to get out of doing something. But why do men think of women this way? Well we can’t really blame all those corny 50’s, 60’s and some 70’s TV show’s, most of today’s show’s portray women as independent and capable. I know that some men were raised in a home where the man was the boss and the wife was the little lady of the house, but with the majority of homes having to be 2-income homes, women have taken on more responsibility. So why? Well, I honestly think it’s the whole dumb bimbo thing. You know, people like Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson and the such. Girls seem to want to emulate these proverbial dumb blondes. Women who have been sensationalized by the media, not for their accomplishments and brains, but for their sexcapades and looks. Hey far be it from me to knock some one for using their looks to get ahead, but there has to be substance and brains behind the beauty. I think Pink summed it up best with her song “Stupid Girls.” I don’t know, that’s my opinion, so, um, yeah.

Services

Not that anyone who reads my blog is going to be there, but services for Prinece will be next Monday, 7/31 at 10:00am at St. Catherins in Riverside. There will be a reception at Incahoots following. I will not be available, as if I am ever available during these hours.

Not Changing A Thing

I have no intention of changing my blog. What I said, and how I feel have not changed. It was released today that the woman, driving her 2005 Dodge truck (gee there's a suprise!) changed lanes in front of him, he hit her, lost control of the bike and was thrown 300ft. Although he was wearing his helmet and gear he did not make it to the hospital. I guess she figures at least she was safe! Like I said before and I will say again IF YOU CAN'T DRIVE IT SAFELY DON'T OWN IT! When they start requiring people to be licensed to drive a truck like they do a motorcycle then I might change my mind until then or until you can prove to me otherwise all these "soccer mom's" are nothing but a menace and I will not curb my opinion or my mouth.

STUPID F*!@KING DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

First thing I have to say is that if you are in any way offended by this post you can go to hell! That being said....

If you know me at all you know that I hate stupid drivers more than anything else, especially people who buy an SUV or truck because "they want someting safe" and don't know how to drive it. YOU'R A F*!KING MENACE! Because I pull a horse trailer on a weekly basis, I regularly deal with these f*!king idiots and sadly most of them are women. Yesterday one of Brandon's closest friends (since childhood) and a friend of mine was tragically killed when an idiot driver, who was too busy doing whatever and not paying attention, pulled out in front of him while he was riding his motorcycle. All I can say is that this has been a pretty hard thing for all of us to deal with.

Mark Hernandez (aka Prince) was a lot of things...he was the bassist for Kill Allen Wrench "Punks most important band," he was a father, he was a goal oriented person with limitless potential, he was a good friend and all this has been brought to an abupt end because some a**hole was not paying attention.

I know what a lot of you are saying that because he was riding a motorcycle he was taking that risk, well you know what F*!@K YOU!!! That is the biggest cop-out I have ever heard, motorcycle or not half the people out there with drivers license should not be permitted to drive PERIOD!!! Like I said I drive a pick up and pull a horse trailer, let me point out the dumba** broad in the mustang that almost clipped the front end of my truck this last Friday evening as she cut in front of me changing lanes on the freeway, or the woman, who after backing her mini-van out of a drive way, across a street that is over 4 vehicles wide, hit my parked car (that had been parked there for over an hour) so hard that I could not open my door to stop her as she drove off. After Brandon jumped out the passenger side and flagged her down she said, and I quote "I did not know I even hit you, I'm not used to driving something this big. I've driven a Honda all my life." Oh my god, it took everything I had to not punch the b*!#h. IF YOU CAN'T DRIVE IT SAFELY, DON'T BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That means, change lanes, get out of people's way, get on and off the free way, backup and paralle park. And I don't care if you have not been in an "at fault" accident in "forever," how many of those "not at fault" accidents happened because of your stupidity!!! I hate all of you stupid f*!@king soccer mom's who buy a mini-van or suv because you want to be safe! You're a menace! And I'm sorry, just because you are 78 years old and have been driving for a million years does not mean that you are entitled to drive, it you can't pass the test you damn well can't drive. And if you can't read and understand the english language well enough to take and pass the written test then you shouldn't be driving either. AND I SWEAR TO GOD THAT THE NEXT MAN THAT ASKES ME WHO PARALELL PARKS MY TRUCK FOR ME OR IF I DRIVE IT UP OVER THE CURB AND THROUGH THE GRASS TO PARK IT, IS GOING TO GET PUNCHED! JUST BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN AND YOU ARE A MAN AND YOU CAN'T DO IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT I CAN'T!!!!!! F*!k you all, because of you a little boy woke up this morning to find out that he will NEVER get to see his father again, a family woke up to the news that they will never spend another holiday, or birthday or any day with a person they loved, friends woke up to the news that they will never get to enjoy the companionship and company of some one they care very much about and hundered of fans learned that a muscian they idolized will never pick up another instument.

A Few More....

Sergeant

Dumb Blondes???

Okay, so here's my take on the whole dumb blonde thing. Not too long ago I read that less than 10% of all blondes are natural blondes. Then to be P.C. most people say that not all blondes are dumb, there are a few smart ones out there. So wouldn't one conclude that since there are only a few natural blondes, we are the smart ones and the dumb ones are all the wannabe blondes? Kind of sounds good to me...all those chemicals affecting their brains... or maybe they wern't to bright to begin with and they are all looking for an excuse??

The Crew

Okay, so here is my "family" at least the pic's that I have available on this computer....












Hershey & Widget



















Dottie, Frankie & Bugsy (Cali & Lola went to a new home)


















Drew & Brandon

There is also Sergeant, but I don't have a pic on this computer right now.

First Posting

Okay, so I'm new at this so bear with me while I figure this out. Maybe I'll ask Drew, you know he's 13 going on 23 so he know's everything. Today is my one day off this week, it's 2:12pm and I still have not gotten dressed. Hey it's my day off and I'll use it as I please, besides it supposed to cool down to 106 today. Yesterday at 11:38 am it was 104 so when I came home from work I took a nap with the kittens. Lucky is trying to help my type this, so if you see wierd things in this post, you can thank him. In case you are not familier with my "herd" I am the proud mother of 1 human son, 5 not so human son's and 2 not so human daughters. Drew is my one and only human son (can you believe he's going to be 14 next month!) and then there is Sergeant (horse), Widget (cat), Frank Sinatra (cat), Lucky Luciano (cat), Bugsy Segal (cat), Hershey (cat) and Dottie (cat, name pending). This does not inclued the 2 rats that Drew has as pets or the 7 other horses that we have as carriage horses. I have no life and way too many animals, but I like it that way. They love me unconditionally and don't give me near the grief that most 2-legged animals give me. Anyway, this is my first post so yeah and yeah and yeah....